FYI: Homeland Security

YOWZA!

 Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of
Homeland Security

Terrorist Plots Discovered                   0
Transvestites                                     133
Hernias                                           1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases                         3,172
Enlarged Prostates                        8,249
Breast Implants                            59,350

Natural Blondes                                    3

I know . . . I'm sorry!  It was just too good to ignore.