Monday, January 10, 2011

FYI: Homeland Security

 Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of
Homeland Security

Terrorist Plots Discovered                   0
Transvestites                                     133
Hernias                                           1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases                         3,172
Enlarged Prostates                        8,249
Breast Implants                            59,350
Natural Blondes                                    3
I know . . . I'm sorry!  It was just too good to ignore.

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