and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad. The Captain
suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear
occasionally. The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The
Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with
Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz. Now GET TO IT!"
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS: Someone may come along and promise "Change", but
don't count on things smelling any better.